...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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