so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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