Please, let me fuck your mom
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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