so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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