drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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