i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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