i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I will pee on everything he values.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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