cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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