That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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