once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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