If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
My breasts were aching with rage.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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