Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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