the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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