is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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