I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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