So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize