I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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