During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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