ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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