ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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