nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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