3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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