it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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