Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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