Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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