You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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