North Korea, Best Korea!
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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