My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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