I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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