I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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