week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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