I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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