Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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