Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
