ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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