Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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