Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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