ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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