btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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