covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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