So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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