Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Two words: nipple clamps
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