I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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