and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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