I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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