she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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