I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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