Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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