guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
send nudes
from the living room?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
