i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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