At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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