I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
tell me about the eggs
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