Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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