Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
