I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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