Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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