he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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