She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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