Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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